WELCOME TO MY LJ!!!

[paragraphs]

If you would like to read my entries, just leave a comment here and I'll more than likely be happy to friend you back. Unless of course you are one of those Russian bots. green_knight suggested I leave a few posts open to show whoever what I'm like, so I chose a few from my trip to Wales. Not that I have strangers popping by here wondering who paragraphs is, but you never know. :)

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the freeway! It is Paragraphs, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams ominously: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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Comments

[klgrem.livejournal.com]

Haha. That sounds like a line from your fantasy. ;)

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Lol you are right!

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I got a spam comment on my work out journal from a bot this afternoon. It started out: I love you!? Girls!

...at least they know their audience.

[fiwen1010.livejournal.com]

Poor Russian bots, even when they start trying to communicate with us about our interests they get rejected.

Which reminds me, I think I have some porn to remove somewhere. Hey ho

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

LOL I haven't had many come by, but those bots are annoying. And weird.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

This sounds weirdly dirty:

Prowling along the candy store, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Cruentum! And he gives a mighty cry:

"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my glands are satisfied!!!"

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

LOL I know!!! I did yours of course and died laughing. ;)