To All My Vampire Friends...

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Okay...

As some of you know, that darn vampire kit has lodged into my mind and will not let go. The big problem with this thing, is that I am not a vampire fan, and so know very little about the creatures.

I like them well enough...I am absolutely in love with Bill (TRUE BLOOD) for instance, but I never watched Angel (I might though--but then again, maybe I won't so I won't be influenced by him lol), I wallbanged Twilight (is Edward REALLY a vampire? I wonder), I've not read anything but Interview with a Vampire and not sure that counts...okay so I did read Dracula years ago, but I assume times have changed, and, well, vampirism is something I've never really sunk my teeth into.

It will NOT be a romance, TYVM. My POV is not going to fall into the arms of her dark love...uh...no thanks.

So...

What do YOU guys like in your vampires? And dislike, too--like sparkles. Sparkly vampires do not do a thing for me.

Comments

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I think the main thing is to remember your universe. As long as the rules always apply, it will be okay. Other than that, I could kind of ramble about vampires for ages. I've always been fascinated with them. And me rambling with no direction is a dangerous thing. >.>

I wasn't kidding about what I said to Em though. Vampire physiology seriously fucks with my porn. Like, they're dead, so they don't produce semen or fluid, but they have 'blood', so theoretically could get an erection. I WILL NOT RANT ABOUT FUCKING SPARKLY VAMPIRE BABIES. I WILL NOT RANT ABOUT...

And what is it with the blood anyway? Does it like, go through a hole in their stomach and start to move through them? How does it 'make them warmer, more supple' from their stomachs? ARGH.

There, see. Rambling.

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Yeah, but very logical ramblings...OY! I will have to come to terms with this, it seems! *bangs head on the wall*

but not tonight--I must sleep. (though not the sleep of the dead)

:)